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  • Aman took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to the vet: "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for it?" "Well" ...

  • Special Pig

    2020-08-01

    Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he ask, "Fred...

  • THE HEAVENLY CAT

    2020-07-31

    Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful, s...

  • THE MAILMAN

    2020-07-30

    The mail carrier had a registered letter that needed a signature for a party on his route. Receiving no response to his knock on the front door, he we...

  • See how many yes answers apply to you.• Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?• Does your desire to collect cats ...

  • THE MAGIC FROG

    2020-07-31

    A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more than one c...

  • DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal....

  • On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window ont...

  • TWO STORKS

    2020-07-31

    Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "...

  • Help Wanted

    2020-07-30

    A sign was hung in an office window. It read: Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual. An equal opport...

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